Posts tagged halloween

“I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy”

I mean, I would cry too! They are not exaggerating. The last two kids just made this video for me.

ELLEN

Her writer Amy gets sent through a haunted house-AGAIN. Only this time, with her mom.

I AM IN TEARS. Once again, I cannot breathe and have suddenly developed a six pack. I’m pretty darn sure I just woke up the entire apartment complex. WORTH IT. 

Hocus Pocus is playing in the theatre down the street from my apartment…

GOODBYE MONEY.

The best spell she ever did.

The best spell she ever did.

catgirlvc

We don’t get the channel playing “Halloweentown” right now. Sunday night RUINED.

Fucking pumpkin. I love you.

Fucking pumpkin. I love you.

Flickr / nola_13

tyleroakley: I’M SURE YOU DO, YOU CREEP.

tyleroakley:

I’M SURE YOU DO, YOU CREEP.

sofapizza

I’ve written a poem about this innocent little cat witch. It goes a little something like this: Cats be witches, Cats be bitches, Put your finger in its face, Be gettin’ cuts and stitches.

I’ve written a poem about this innocent little cat witch.

It goes a little something like this:

Cats be witches,

Cats be bitches,

Put your finger in its face,

Be gettin’ cuts and stitches.

ELLEN

Writer Amy goes through a haunted house.

I CANNOT BREATHE! Just ask my roommate. I am in tears, I now have abs and I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Please watch and cry with me.